This blog post is about a serious topic, easily as serious as laser hair removal is to a model. It’s about sitting with your back straight. I know–I know–It sounds really very dull, and it might have been. But would I let you down? I think you know I wouldn’t (can you tell I work in sales?) I wouldn’t dream of it. Quite simply, it’s just not something I do!

The reason I am writing about this is simple: I see far too many ladies sitting, or rather slouching, with their backs all bent up. It doesn’t matter where I go, there are slouchers everywhere, and it’s no good! Not only does it make you look less attractive, which nobody wants, but it’s actually really very bad for your health too. By sitting with a permanently bent back you risk problems in later life. Men just won’t find you as attractive either! I assure you, this is what my mother tells me.

So please sit up straight, and do the female of the species proud, yes? It’s really not very hard. All you have to do is think I am a lady and I will not let all the other ladies down. And mark my words, If I do see you letting us females down then I shall come marching over in my high-heels and remind you that sitting up straight isn’t just something we should do, it’s a rite of passage–It’s about representing women as the better half of our species!