I am a redhead girl. Such a simple statement, so powerful and easy to understand. You would think that it contains everything, right? But here’s the thing, us true and natural redheads are dying out fast! Slowly but surely, our incredible hair is being phased out and replaced by non true redheads–Girls with hair that only gives our plight a bad name!

Take the fake redheads, for example, who are trouble enough. If you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t really do the redhead thing well, and just kind of lets her hair go browny-red as it wants to, then I am talking to you.

Then you have what I like to call the pseudo-redheads–These are by far the worst, and faker than a how to not act fake acting course . Why? Because they know what they are doing, that’s why, and they continue to do so with no respect for anyone but themselves. They may seem to have a full head of glorious red hair, but alas it’s not true! They’ve died and coloured it using awful artificial chemically things! They have no business doing this!

I guess what I am saying is this: It is my belief that unless you can really pull it off, and are ready to admit openly that you are a fake redhead, you shouldn’t be allowed to die your hair red. It’s giving us a bad name girls! It’s making us natural redheaded beauties look all the same and non-special! Think before you act, please, we’d all really appreciate it.